Nita Nichols is a babe, a one-movie babe, which is the kind of babe we love and hate. Of course we love her because in that one movie she shows skin, but we hate her for not following through with her carnal career and making the cinema safe for jerk-offs like us who want to break the invisible wall of the performer and play along in our pants. In Aquanoids (2003), a horror flick about a small island off the coast of California on the Fourth of July where sea creatures are killing the patriots celebrating the glory of America. Nita doesn’t let that stop her from bearing her boobs. We’ll salute those.
